Boy howdy I just cant catch a break! 
First off, I land myself in a rescue after emergency surgery because I ate some stuff I wasnt supposed to. I threw up the washcloth, but the hand towel didnt come out, so it was off to the vet I went.
Surgery went well and it quickly became evident that I have allergies and hadnt been fed properly which caused me to lose a lot of my hair and makes my skin pretty red most of the time. I was feeling a lot better when I was on Apoquel and that might be required again if I cant figure out what Im allergic to. 
Im a big, lovey, fuzzy, goofball and all I want is a home where Im going to be loved and cared for like I deserve. Im rowdy sometimes but respectful, I LOVE to cuddle and lay in your bed so thats a must. I do ok with other dogs once properly introduced, typically I will run from confrontation. I was hanging out with a bunch of big poodles and we did pretty well. 
Im really bored and dont like living at the rescue and want a real home where I can develop my full potential, will you help me do that?
Please?