Hey there. Have you ever dreamed of owning the perfect pooch?

Well, that aint me!

Cons:
1. Im missing most of my hair
2. Im crusty
3. Im a butt with other dogs when food is involved
4. I snore and fart
5. I pee pee inside (poopoo too)
6. Ill bite you if you try to pick me up
7. Ill ask to be petted and bite after 2 seconds
8. Im old-er (~ 10 years old)

Pros:
1. I sleep most of the time
2. I dont need to go to the groomer
3. I have zero energy
4. I dont bark
5. I walk well on the leash (go figure...)
6. Im the gargoyle to your Halloween
7. Im the drunk uncle to your Thanksgiving
8. I deserve a home and to be loved like any other animal

Wanna be my family? https://www.hartrescue.com/adoption-foster-application-formTo meet me, please fill out an adoption application on https://www.hartrescue.com/adoption-process