Hey there. Have you ever dreamed of owning the perfect pooch? Well, that aint me! Cons: 1. Im missing most of my hair 2. Im crusty 3. Im a butt with other dogs when food is involved 4. I snore and fart 5. I pee pee inside (poopoo too) 6. Ill bite you if you try to pick me up 7. Ill ask to be petted and bite after 2 seconds 8. Im old-er (~ 10 years old) Pros: 1. I sleep most of the time 2. I dont need to go to the groomer 3. I have zero energy 4. I dont bark 5. I walk well on the leash (go figure...) 6. Im the gargoyle to your Halloween 7. Im the drunk uncle to your Thanksgiving 8. I deserve a home and to be loved like any other animal Wanna be my family? https://www.hartrescue.com/adoption-foster-application-formTo meet me, please fill out an adoption application on https://www.hartrescue.com/adoption-process