Good day to you! Behold, for I am Sir Lancelot. Ive had to fight off the ladies at the round table because I lost my eye during battle. Everyone loves a one eyed warrior like myself, you see. I was found abandoned in ye olde castle by these lovely two legged creatures, whom they call humans. My previous humans moved away and left me all alone to fend for myself. It was my darkest days. Not knowing if Id ever see the light of day again. I was cold and lonely.

But fear no more, for I am rising to the top again! Im ready to give all my love to my future royal family.